Dance Paaaartay! (NSFW inside)

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11/09/2013 at 03:09 • Filed to: None

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Kinja'd!!! YSI-what can brown do for you > MtrRider Just Wants Doritos
11/09/2013 at 03:15

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Hide the NSFW content before the mods come! QUICKLY!


Kinja'd!!! MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > YSI-what can brown do for you
11/09/2013 at 03:18

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Is that nsfw?


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > YSI-what can brown do for you
11/09/2013 at 03:20

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Too late, I'm here. I'm going to have to confiscate the girl


Kinja'd!!! YSI-what can brown do for you > MtrRider Just Wants Doritos
11/09/2013 at 03:21

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Just a bit. If it has exposed bewbs, hide them!


Kinja'd!!! YSI-what can brown do for you > Dusty Ventures
11/09/2013 at 03:22

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Kinja'd!!! MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > YSI-what can brown do for you
11/09/2013 at 03:22

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Is this better?


Kinja'd!!! YSI-what can brown do for you > MtrRider Just Wants Doritos
11/09/2013 at 03:25

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But where is the gif?!!?


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > MtrRider Just Wants Doritos
11/09/2013 at 03:25

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As moderator I demand that you bring her back so that I may confiscate her.


Kinja'd!!! MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > Dusty Ventures
11/09/2013 at 03:26

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FETCH!

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Kinja'd!!! MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > YSI-what can brown do for you
11/09/2013 at 03:30

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She's back. Look now while Dusty is out chasing a rally car.


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > MtrRider Just Wants Doritos
11/09/2013 at 03:30

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Kinja'd!!! YSI-what can brown do for you > MtrRider Just Wants Doritos
11/09/2013 at 03:32

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No no no, yah done goofed. You put a plain boring picture for the first image then place some text explaining NSFW content, then post the lady!


Kinja'd!!! MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > YSI-what can brown do for you
11/09/2013 at 03:34

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Ok lets start slowly, one step at a time. You said

post the lady!

Right, got that. Ok now what?


Kinja'd!!! YSI-what can brown do for you > MtrRider Just Wants Doritos
11/09/2013 at 03:36

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Haha, alright. So what you have to do is post a car or something. So that it is SFW. Now, you place some text after the image explaining how when page is opened NSFW content will appear. Then post the image after the text! And tah-dah! Mods are happy, workers are happy, and many males are happy!


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > MtrRider Just Wants Doritos
11/09/2013 at 03:39

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I caught the rally car, then used it to catch the girl. I'm now taking her so that she can be debriefed. Don't wait up.

In all seriousness I work-safeified the post, just added a safe dance gif as lead and announced NSFW in title. All good


Kinja'd!!! MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > YSI-what can brown do for you
11/09/2013 at 03:40

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I'm messing with you :) I was going to fix it


Kinja'd!!! MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > Dusty Ventures
11/09/2013 at 03:43

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Ok. I wasn't sure if it was nsfw and I like taking chances after midnght.


Kinja'd!!! YSI-what can brown do for you > MtrRider Just Wants Doritos
11/09/2013 at 03:43

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STOP TEARING ME APART!!

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Kinja'd!!! MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > YSI-what can brown do for you
11/09/2013 at 03:47

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Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > MtrRider Just Wants Doritos
11/09/2013 at 03:48

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With it being this late on a Friday night and all I contemplated letting it go, but I figured after joking about taking her away (which is still my long term strategy. After all, girls dig co-drivers, right? Right? Guize?) I'd better NSFW-edit it, lest I be accused of not doing my jerb


Kinja'd!!! MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > Dusty Ventures
11/09/2013 at 04:09

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Co-drivers are the bassists of the racing world.

And if you get paid to shuffle boobies around Oppo I need to know where my life went wrong.


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > MtrRider Just Wants Doritos
11/09/2013 at 04:27

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Bassists you say? Hmmmm… critical but underappreciated, talented with hands, lives just outside the spotlight, knows how to make sweet, sweet music, oft tasked with keeping the lead guitarist in line. Yep, it fits.

I don't get paid, none of us mods do. We all volunteered to shuffle boobies around.


Kinja'd!!! MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > Dusty Ventures
11/09/2013 at 04:34

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It fits like it was made by Sparco.

And that line is so perfect. If we could have signatures, I think I'd quote that in it.